And the award for the most annoying cover of the century goes to…

HARPERCOLLINS

who managed to screw up

WUTHERING HEIGHTS

in a way you never expected.

I guess this explains the many thunderstorms lately: it’s Emily Brontë, suffering a rage attack.

Edited to add: Pardon my French, but what the ever bleeding fuck:

Romeo & Juliet?

Pride and Prejudice?! (“Before Bella and Edward” – “The love that started it all”… what the…)

Somebody needs to drive a stake through the hearts of the marketing bobbleheads responsible for this stunt.