Davy Jones' real true love :-D

I have no idea how manages to find those things; I guess she’s having an in-built funny-detector!

THE REJECTION OF DAVY JONES
by *zimmay

My – those embraces must be intense…!

Now *what* are my friends trying to tell me…?

There was a time when my buddies would send me cartoons by mail, gossip, funny videos and the occasional mild on the eyes male (motem). Or pictures of cute wee cats or dogs or armadillos or idiotic statements by GWB.

Those days are gone. Now I get

labeled as “inspiration for your book”.

*scratches head*

I admit I’m confused. Especially about the matches.

What’s next? Bottle-ships instead of gin?

Heh!

Erestor

Historical timeframe of the POTC movies…

With the help of Mr. Gillette’s mathematical talents and Mr. Norrington’s in-depth historical knowledge, we have tackled the problem of the historical timeframe for the Pirates of the Caribbean movies from a strictly scientific point of view and have made an evaluation based on the currently available data.

THE GILLINGTON-FORMULA

Please take into account that these are average numbers.